You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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