is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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