hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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