i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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