You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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