she was so not down for the gang bang
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
