He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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