Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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