if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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