i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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