I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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