god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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