When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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