And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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