Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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