So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
how does that bad decision feel?
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