Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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