: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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