i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
