I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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