summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
