Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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