I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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