mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Do plants get herpes?
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