Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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