i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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