No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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