Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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