why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm like, not good at living.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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