Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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