Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I FOUND THE LEGS
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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