i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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