If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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