you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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