His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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