Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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