so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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