I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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