Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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