is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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