There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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