omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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