My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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