I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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