I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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