So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
