I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize
