Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
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