...so i touched it.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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