Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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